I will be the envy of every mom on the block. I just know it.
In 4-6 weeks, I will be the proud new owner of a jean that promises to be so comfortable that I will "want to sleep in them." Let's face it, I haven't slept in 3 years, so I currently want to sleep in any and all pants I put on... but these will be special!
I am addicted to maternity pants... don't act surprised by that one. You have read my stats. They are the perfect blend of yoga pant and jean. Designed for one to "embrace the tummy" and with an unlimited amount of room to grow. It is a tremendous shame that you have to be pregnant to wear them. If you have been pregnant, I say dust them off and treat yourself to a day of total comfort. If you haven't, GET SOME! You are missing out on one of the greatest apparel innovations ever created. Let's not act like those geniuses over at PajamaJean headquarters don't know this. I applaud them for taking the shame out of wearing your maternity jeans before your pee stick has a plus sign.
I can't believe I just paid $39.99 plus shipping and handling for glorified sweatpants, but I know we are all curious and I figured it was a small price to pay for the potential of finding the new love of my life.
I'll let you know how my new relationship turns out...
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